18 Sep 2014
7.14am
52550

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

16 Sep 2014
12.39pm
31337

dangerhamster:

imagine a zombie apocalypse film where a fangirl ends up having to team up with their celebrity crush

16 Sep 2014
12.37pm
86411

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

image

when i look out the window to see the older dog just

image

16 Sep 2014
12.01pm
139778

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

16 Sep 2014
11.59am
13202

historia-reiiss:

death note is amazing because the white haired boy is the only one who survives

16 Sep 2014
11.52am
82
“Life is easy, son. It’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell.”

- Kiritsugu to Shirou
Fate/Zero (via incorrectfatequotes)
16 Sep 2014
11.50am
130
“There are seven wonders in this world and I am all of them.”

- Gilgamesh (via incorrectfatequotes)
16 Sep 2014
11.48am
96
“Don’t invite me to your wedding; I will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both.”

- Gilgamesh, who will then invite himself to your wedding to fuck your bride. (via incorrectfatequotes)
16 Sep 2014
11.48am
70
“This is gonna be one of those stories where the dog dies before the end, isn’t it.”

- Cu Chulainn
Fate/Stay Night (via incorrectfatequotes)